Obessesed with Black

I want my office phone to be black.
I want the cheques I sort every working day to be black.
I want my hair to be jet black.
I want office desk black.
I want my desk calendar black.
I want my notepads black.
I want my office computer black.
I want the office wall black.
I want the office floor black.
I want the sky black.
I want my eyes black (they're dark brown).
I want my keyboard black.
I want a black brush.
I want everything black, someone once told me, "even your boyfriend is 'black'".